Susanimate

I don't know where the time went. It seems like only a few weeks ago that I brought you home. You went from being a sweet little angel to the pain in the ass kid that I wouldn't want to live without. I can hardly believe that you changed so much from looking like a cute little poster child for 'Feed The Children'



To this 6'2" 200+ lbs of potty mouthed, smartassed, prankster, & mischief maker extraordinaire. I love you and respect you enough to post these photos while you are not around and don't know about it. I will remove them as soon as you start with the bitching. I promise.



Have the happiest birthday ever.
Love Mom

 
Ya gotta hand it to Ellen. She sure knows how to make exercise look like a good time. I think I might want one of these chairs.

 
Things You Have to See to Believe: This unusual man makes a fashionably bold statement by recycling old materials into clothes! I think he mentions being from Chicago. I've never been more embarrassed for someone else in my whole life. Thanks, Gene Pool.

 
I have no idea what they are using, but whatever it is, it sure beats doing it the old fashioned way.

 
Seth Rogen performed at the Comedy Gym in Vancouver, BC, Canada. There's some conflicting info on his age, either 13 or 16. Either way: a little over ten minutes of young-Seth Rogen doing a standup.

  
And here you were, thinking the 2009 edition of Britian's Got Talent was a done deal after the Susan Boyle audition. Well, not so fast, friends and neighbors, because last night 12yo Shaheen Jafargholi from Swansea took the stage, and he too blew the jury away. The competition is heating up! The embedding is disables so if you want to see/hear it, CLICK HERE

 

My seven year old really gets into this. He's kind of morbid sometimes. I think he gets it from me. Poor kid. If your kind heart is bleeding for him right now, please feel free to send lots of money to help pay for his future mental health care costs. I'd get him some help now, but he's cute and not yet dangerous. I'm still kind of attached to him too.

 



You can make these cute little pants to go with the cute little shirt. CLICK HERE for the illustrated instructions on making the shirt .

Airport screening is getting a bit invasive. The government is already working on ways to label you a terrorist based on your scent. In the meantime, they can take a cheap peek at a computer image of your body sans clothing. Pervs of airport security rejoice!

At 19 airports across America, these full body image machines are invading your privacy right now. Using millimeter wave scanning technology, a rough image of a person's naked body helps security insure that you have no contraband on your person. Probably makes for interesting conversation at lunch break too.

Originally meant to be used only on suspect passengers, the TSA is now using them on regular passengers. My guess is that there are going to be a lot more security-job applications being filled out at airports everywhere.

The TSA swears it'll someday get around to disabling the machines' image storing capabilities, but for now you may consider yourself stripped of your privacy and your dignity. Seems the government is getting a bit to friendly when you want to fly the friendly skies.
Via Miami New Times